The
dining room was almost as big as Bartholomew’s house. The table
was twenty feet long with six chairs down each side and two large
high-backed armchairs at the ends. Sitting at the table were the
three other present-wrappers with a big plate full of Donkey Burgers
and fries and milkshakes.
“Hi,
I’m Topping,” said one boy with brown touseled hair.
“Hi,
I’m Bartholomew,” said Bartholomew.
“Hi,
I’m Ned,” said a tall boy with blonde dreads and wearing a light
blue shirt with a button-down collar.
Topping noticed a tattoo on Bartholomew’s arm as he handed him the plate of french fries.
“What’s the matter? Does it surprise you that Geraldine is into sex?” asked The Nanny.
“I’m
Claire,” said the only girl at the table.
Bartholomew
sat down, tucked a napkin in the collar of his Rampage t-shirt and
picked at a Donkey Burger. He wasn’t sure if he would touch the
fries or the milkshake. Perhaps he could wait until he got home to
eat.
Ned,
Claire, and Topping continued a conversation they had started before
Bartholomew walked in.
“I
can’t believe it, really? She’s getting sex toys for Christmas?
How bizarre,” said Topping.
“Yeah,
I just feel creepy wrapping her presents. They’re so…ugh. I
just can’t imagine it. And to think that her dad is buying her
these presents. Ish!” said Claire.
Bartholomew
kept his head down, taking a big bite of the burger, afraid they
might find out that he had once dated Geraldine.
“Her
dad might be paying for them, but I don’t think he picked them
out,” said Ned as he adjusted his glasses. “My directions and
lists seem to indicate that the boy whose presents I’m wrapping
picked them out of catalogs and shopping supplements.”
“That
seems like my lists, too,” said Topping. “Besides, I can’t see
anybody’s parents buying them sex-toys. That would be just weird.”
“Yes,
but you saw her father,” said Claire. “I mean, that was a rather
odd outfit he was wearing – a fur collar on a sleeveless t-shirt
and pants with zippers all the way up the sides?”
“What
is your room like, Bartholomew?” asked Ned.
Bartholomew
finished swallowing the bite of burger and then delayed by taking
time to wipe his mouth and secretly spitting the chewed burger into
his napkin.
“Well,
nothing too strange, so far. But I was just decorating the tree. I
haven’t gotten to presents, yet. What’s your room like?” asked
Bartholomew.
“There
are a lot of music related items,” said Ned.
“Oh,
like instruments?” asked Claire.
Ned
and Claire’s eyes locked for a moment and then, talking to the
table in front of him, Ned said, “No, he has CD’s, mostly rap,
hip-hop and then some videos of spoken word performances.”
“Any
InJustIce or R.A.V.Dog CD’s?” asked Topping.
“Yes,
there were two InJustIce CD’s, I believe, and a video of their
concert.”
“Awesome,”
replied Topping.
Bartholomew
wanted to ask about the bands because he had never heard of them, but
he sat quietly.
“I
like their song ‘Dead Pony,’ but not much else,” said Ned.
“Oh,
c’mon!” said Topping, “You don’t like ‘Large Karma’ or
‘Rage of Summer’ or ‘Ballistic?’ You gotta like ‘Large
Karma!’ That’s a great song!”
Ned
didn’t answer. He just kept eating his third Donkey Burger.
“Bartholomew,
you must like them. You’re wearing a Rampage t-shirt. They toured
together about three years ago.”
“Their
pretty good,” said Bartholomew, hoping that Topping would drop the
subject. Bartholomew liked his Rampage t-shirt, but he bought it at
a second-hand clothing store for the image and the color. He had no
idea Rampage was a band.
“Claire,
you like ‘em?” asked Topping.
“Oh,
their pretty good. What are the presents in your room?” asked
Claire changing the subject.
“There
are a lot of joke books and practical joke things,” said Topping.
“Practical
joke things?” Claire asked.
“Yeah,
you know, joy buzzers and exploding cigars and shit like that.”
Bartholomew
winced inside when Topping swore.
“Can
you believe that they each get a tree and a room full of presents?
That is like nothing I can imagine,” said Claire as she blew a
strand of brown hair out of her face.
“It
does seem to be a bit excessive,” said Ned.
“Some
people just don’t know what to do with their money,” said
Topping.
“At
least he’s willing to spend his money on us. I haven’t been able
to find a job, and I’ve been looking since the beginning of summer
when I graduated,” said Claire, “I don’t know if I’ll ever
get a job in my field.”
“What
did you study?” asked Ned.
“Psychology,”
said Claire.
Bartholomew
thought that was interesting, but he didn’t know what to add.
“I
graduated last year with a degree in business and all I’ve been
able to get is a low-paying internship that most likely won’t lead
to anything,” said Ned. “I’m getting paid better doing this.
I’m calling in sick for these three days.”
“Yeah,
this economy sucks!” added Topping, “What do you do Bartholomew?
You got a job?”
“Just
odd jobs here and there.”
“You
still living with your parent’s?” asked Claire.
“Yeah.
I never would have imagined I would still be living with them. I
thought I would be living with some friends and making money after
graduating. But, obviously, that’s not what happened. Instead,
I’m living in the same room I grew up in and I’m here wrapping
sex-toys for some spoiled rich kid.”
“What
about you, Topping?” asked Ned.
“I
have an apartment with my girlfriend and I’m working for my uncle.
He paints cars. But things are slow right now. So I’m picking up
a little money here and there.”
Things
were quiet for a moment as everyone decided it was too depressing to
talk about jobs and money.
Topping noticed a tattoo on Bartholomew’s arm as he handed him the plate of french fries.
“Nice
tat!” said Topping.
Bartholomew
was a little embarrassed but held out his arm to show everyone the
moon tattoo on the tender underside of his right wrist. Then he
showed them the sun tattoo on his left wrist.
“Cooool,”
said Ned.
“Wow,
I like how intricate they are,” said Claire. “Did you design
them yourself?”
“Sort
of. I worked off of some designs I liked. They were originally
drawn by Aristotle. But I did change them quite a bit,” said
Bartholomew
“What
do they mean?” asked Ned.
“Day
and night,” said Bartholomew.
“Well,
duh!” said Topping with a mouth full of fries.
“Why
is the moon on your right wrist? Is there some meaning to that?”
asked Claire.
“Well,
actually, yeah.” Bartholomew wasn’t sure how much he should tell
them. He hadn’t really explained the tattoos to anyone before
except to Uncle Jeffrey, Aunt Josephine, and Oliver his cat. Uncle
Jeffrey and Aunt Josephine did not approve of tattoos, and especially
of these tattoos.
“Uh,
the moon is on my right wrist because I am right handed and… at the
time I got them… uh…my life seemed more dark than sunny,”
Bartholomew said not looking at anyone.
“Why
was that?” asked Claire with a sympathetic look in her brown eyes.
“Well…I
got them soon after I lost both my parents.”
The
other three wrappers sat stunned for a moment. Everyone heard the
sound of a half-chewed french frie hitting the floor as Ned opened
his mouth in disbelief.
“Oh,
I’m sorry,” said Claire as her face blushed red for having asked
earlier if Bartholomew lived with his parents.
The
room got quiet again.
The
Butler walked in and began to remove empty plates and glasses from
the table. He disappeared through a swinging door, returned
promptly, and waited to the side of the table for Bartholomew to
finish his lunch.
The
four wrappers talked about a few recent movies they had seen. When
Bartholomew had indicated he had finished eating The Butler grabbed
his plate and announced, “Lunch is over. You may continue
wrapping.”
The
sound of chairs scraping on the floor reverberated throughout the
room and Bartholomew, Claire, Ned and Topping filed out the door.
On
the second day of wrapping, Topping was the last one in for lunch.
He quickly sat down and said hello to everyone. Everyone said hello
back and then Ned continued their discussion about the lists of
presents.
“In
response to your question, Claire, about Mo’s presents, I believe
Mo is short for Maurice, well, his instructions are very poorly
written. His handwriting is almost illegible. Fortunately there
isn’t very much for me to do. So, I take my time deciphering his
instructions.”
“Well,
the coolest thing is a really cool keyboard that you can hook up to a
computer and edit songs. Then he has a lot of fake gaudy gold
jewelry and some videos about money and finance. Oh, and there was
something, I’m not sure what it was, but I think it might be a
bong.”
“Whoa!”
said Topping
“Anything
interesting in your room?” Ned asked Topping.
“Do
you guys know any of these kids? This Khua has magic and performing
stuff. He’s got juggling torches and knives. There are some magic
books and ‘how to’ books on tying knots or something. Oh, the
coolest thing is some Chinese stars and a big saw and what I think is
one of those magical cabinets where you saw someone in half.
Although it’s not painted very fancy like usual. Oh and a nice
bull whip. You ever see that when they whip a cigarette out of
someone’s mouth?”
“What’s
in your room?” Bartholomew asked Claire.
Before
Claire could answer, a young woman walked into the room. She looked
about the same age as the rest of them. Her blonde hair came to the
middle of her back in a ponytail. She was wearing what resembled a
Goth horse-rider’s outfit; black leather boots, light brown pants
that gathered at the knee, a short black
lace skirt over the pants, a
white blouse under a fitted black jacket, lace gloves and a small
bowler hat. She had heavy black eye-liner
and her lips were a red so dark it was almost black. Her fingernails were painted black, and hanging around her neck was the biggest cross necklace Bartholomew had ever seen. She was pretty. Ned fidgeted in his seat.
and her lips were a red so dark it was almost black. Her fingernails were painted black, and hanging around her neck was the biggest cross necklace Bartholomew had ever seen. She was pretty. Ned fidgeted in his seat.
“Hi,”
she said.
Everyone
said “Hi” back to her.
“I’m
The Nanny,” said The Nanny. “I hope present wrapping has been
going well.”
Everyone
nodded and responded in some positive fashion.
“Well,
if you have any questions, feel free to ask. I did a lot of the
decorating previously and can give you some pointers. As you have
probably noticed, some instructions are very detailed. If you do
what the instructions say, you’ll be fine. The kids whose
instructions aren’t as detailed, well, they aren’t so
particular.”
“Excuse
me,” said Topping, “how old are you?”
The
Nanny looked at him a little odd.
“I’m
twenty four. Why?”
“Well,
isn’t it hard to be their nanny when you’re not much older than
they are?”
“Well,
Mr. Nosey-boy, I’m older enough. And besides, these kids need
someone looking after them and that’s me. Been doing it for six
years. Gotta problem?”
Topping
didn’t reply and went back to eating.
Ned
raised his hand. The Nanny smiled at Ned and nodded at him.
“I
was wondering, when Maurice says that he…”
“Who?”
asked The Nanny.
Ned
blushed a little, cleared his throat and then said, “Maurice. Mo.
I assumed Mo was short for Maur…”
The
Nanny started to laugh. “Maurice! That’s funny. I never thought
of that.” She laughed a little more and then said, “No, Mo isn’t
short for Maurice. Mo is short for Moe. He was named after one of
the Three Stooges. But he couldn’t ever remember to write the
silent ‘e’ so now he is just Mo. Well, except to his aunts, they
still call him Moe. Oh, and when his dad is mad at him. Then he
calls him Moe Theodore.”
Everyone
looked at The Nanny. She blinked back.
Ned
decided not to finish his question.
Topping
cleared his throat and asked, “Do they pick out all of their own
presents?”
“Oh
yes, they do. Gerald gives them each a credit card with a $5,000
limit. Then they go out and buy the presents they want,” she said
in a matter-of-fact tone.
“Then
why are we wrapping the presents for them, if they already know what
they are getting?” asked Claire.
The
Nanny looked at her quietly without blinking –
waiting.
“Yeah,
why do we wrap their presents, then?” Ned asked after a moment of
silence.
The
Nanny turned to Ned. “Because that’s their family tradition. I
don’t quite understand it myself, but who am I to question a
family’s traditions? It seems to work for them. I’m just here to
help them however I can.”
The
Nanny walked over to Bartholomew and sat next to him.
“Could
you please pass me the burgers?” The Nanny asked Bartholomew.
He
reached out and grabbed the very large plate with images of roses on
it, and two burgers left as well. When The Nanny grabbed the plate
from Bartholomew, their fingers touched and he felt warm inside.
“Thank
you,” she said.
“Why
does Geraldine buy so many sex-toys?” asked Claire.
The
Nanny had just taken a bite of her burger and slowly and calmly
chewed it while looking off into space.
“Yeah,
getting sex toys for Christmas seems kind of weird,” said Topping.
The
Nanny nodded at Topping and lifted one finger to indicate that she
was almost done chewing and was about to respond to him. Ned stared
at her watching her chew.
At
this, Bartholomew spit out his Donkey Veggie soup. He began to cough
and took a moment to collect himself.
“Are
you okay?” asked Claire.
“I’m
fine,” said Bartholomew as he wiped off his mouth with a napkin.
“What’s the matter? Does it surprise you that Geraldine is into sex?” asked The Nanny.
Bartholomew
smiled a little and said, “No, not really.”
“You
would be surprised what these kids are into,” said The Nanny.
Everyone
looked at her with puzzled looks on their faces. The Nanny began to
eat soup, and whenever she leaned forward to put a spoonful of soup
into her mouth, her large cross necklace would clang against the
bowl. Bartholomew, seeing how big and heavy the cross was, thought
the bowl might crack.
After
lunch, when they were leaving the room The Nanny said, “It’s only
day two. You haven’t gotten to all the presents yet. We’ll see
what you think tomorrow at lunch. Have a good day.”
* * *
On
the third day of wrapping presents, Claire was the last one to enter
the dining room for lunch. The energy in the room was heavy like a
late night fog. The others looked at her and acknowledged her, but
they did not say anything. Claire sat down and began to sip some
cream of kale soup. The only noise was the sound of spoons striking
bowls and the four wrappers chewing and swallowing. Claire finished
her soup and then, under her breath, said, “I never would have
imagined.”
“What
was that?” asked Topping.
“Oh,
nothing, did I say something?”
“Yeah,
you said something. All I heard was the word ‘imagine,’” said
Topping.
Claire
seemed to be in a stupor and didn’t respond. A moment later, under
her breath, she said, “I never would have imagined.”
“What?
You said it again. What’s the matter?” Topping asked a little
annoyed.
“What?
Did I say something, again?” asked Claire.
“YES!”
said Topping obviously annoyed.
Topping
breathed heavy, flexed his hands and then balled them into fists.
“This
guy is a fucking weirdo,” Topping said to no one in particular.
“What?”
asked Claire.
“My
guy is a fucking weirdo!” Topping repeated.
“Yours,
too?” asked Ned.
“Is
your guy a total whack, too?” asked Topping as he turned to Ned.
Everyone’s fog seemed to be lifting.
“Quite
frankly, I am wondering if I should be calling the police,” said
Ned.
“Why?
What’s the matter?” asked Claire.
“I…
I just can’t believe anyone would ever do this stuff, especially at
Christmastime!” said Ned while shaking his head.
Bartholomew
sat at the other end of the table away from everyone else and did not
engage in the conversation. He seemed to be deeply occupied. Claire
noticed that he was sweating and seemed to be worried.
The
Nanny walked into the room and sat down at the table. She reached
for an avocado and kale sandwich, which she requested from The Butler
for Bartholomew’s sake.
“Hello
everyone, how are you all today?” said The Nanny who seemed very
cheerful and relaxed-- as if she was on a vacation. “Oh, I see
things are different today,” she said after surveying the room.
“How
do you let them do
this stuff?” asked Topping.
The Nanny chewed
on her sandwich while looking at them. “Bartholomew, could you
please pass me the cookie plate?”
Bartholomew
hesitated, still in his daze, and then reached for the cookies. As
he passed The Nanny the cookies their fingers touched again and he
felt a warm calm pervade his mind for a moment. Once their fingers
separated his mind went back to his crisis in Xavier’s Christmas
room. The rest of the wrappers stopped asking questions.
After a while The
Nanny said to nobody in particular, “Everyone is on a journey.
Everyone is doing the best they can. These are the presents they
feel they need to learn about themselves, about life, or about
others.”
“These presents
are disgusting,” said Topping.
“Yeah, all
these sex-toys are really weird,” said Claire.
“Sex-toys?!
Try weapons of torture!” said Topping.
“Yeah, and
drugs and weapons of…of weapons,” said Ned.
They all looked
at Bartholomew. He was unaware. He was thinking deeply about what
to do to avoid the crisis in his own Christmas room. They turned
back to The Nanny.
She just looked
at them and blinked.
“Agh!” said
Topping.
“What is it you
want, Topping?”
“I want to get
out of here.”
“You can leave
anytime you like. You will be paid for your time and I will finish
the wrapping and decorating, if need be,” said The Nanny.
Topping took a
bite of his sandwich and chewed angrily. “Ugh, what’s in this
sandwich?”
“I believe that
one is sunflower butter and beets,” said The Nanny.
Bartholomew
woke up from his stupor. “I’ll eat it if you don’t want it,”
he said.
“You
can have it,” said Topping and shoved his plate toward Bartholomew.
Bartholomew
bit into the sandwich, and for the second time during lunch felt more
at ease. The Nanny looked at him and smiled seeing him enjoy the
sandwich. She pushed the bowl of fresh hot corn on the cob and apple
and red onion marmalade to him. He looked up at her like a
five-year-old presented with his first banana split. She then
presented him with a bowl of caramelized onion soup. Bartholomew did
not know what to think about this. He scratched his chin and then
tasted a half spoonful. He looked up at The Nanny again and then
began to devour his now favorite soup. Although his need to set
things right in Xavier’s Christmas Room was still preoccupying his
mind, he was more at ease and looked up as Topping announced,
“I’m
leaving then. I’m not being a part of this, this…sickness. But
I wanted to give each of you an invitation. My girlfriend Charlotte
and I are having a New Year’s Eve party and you all: Ned, Claire
and Bartholomew, are invited.” Topping handed out the small
hand-calligraphied invitations while briskly ignoring The Nanny.
“I
hope to see you there. Maybe we can get to know each other away from
this…this…” He shook his head, turned and left the room as
Claire and Ned both said thank you and indicated they would probably
make it to the party.
“Anybody
else feel like leaving?” asked The Nanny.
“Actually,
I’m done,” said Ned. “There really wasn’t that much to do
once I deciphered his writing. I will leave after I have a few more
cookies.”
Claire
cleared her throat, wiped her mouth and stated that she was done as
well.
The
Nanny did not respond to her but looked at Bartholomew.
“And
you Bart, are you going to keep wrapping presents?”
“My
name is Bartholomew. I have one more small item to take care of and
then I will be done.”
“I’m
sorry…Bartholomew…I won’t make that mistake again,” said The
Nanny.
The
chairs scraped back on the floor. Ned shuddered, thinking about the
items he had been wrapping that morning. He stared at The Nanny and
quickly looked away when she looked at him.
“There
are people in this world,” said The Nanny, “who will hurt you.
It’s not because they want to hurt you specifically. They just
want to hurt someone because they have been hurt. They may be people
you hardly know – people you wrap presents for – or it could be
someone close to you. Please don’t go away thinking ill of these
children I oversee, or of me. We are all doing the best we can.
Becoming whole can be a long and difficult process.”
Claire
and Ned looked at each other with a WTF expression on their faces.
“Hey,
Bartholomew,” said Claire, “Are we going to see you at Topping’s
party?”
Bartholomew
had not been invited to a party for what seemed like forever.
“Yeah,
I wouldn’t miss it!”
The
three of them walked out the door of the dining room. Ned and Claire
headed toward the front hall together while Bartholomew turned
quickly to finish up his last present and then head home. He was
excited to think that he made some new friends and he was going to
see them again. The Nanny yelled down the hallway, “I’m going
check on Geraldine’s room and then I will come help you,
Bartholomew.”
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